I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep
My dad always used to refer to my mum as “the most beautiful woman in the world” and I always thought that was kind of dumb, because I could look at my mum and know for sure that she was not the most beautiful woman in the world. Not even by far and I always thought that my dad was just saying that to be nice.
And then one day I met the most beautiful woman in the world.
that I wrote that
all for him
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